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Jump In My Car

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It’s David Hasselhoff’s new music video. And it’s a thing of terrible and beautiful majesty.

Sat 8 Jul 06, 8:03 pm Comments (2)

Sometimes I tell Fibs

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Like today, when I was explaining the problems of the London Bus System to Jimmy, and then afterwards I realised that the only thing I knew about London buses was what I’d seen once in a Mr Bean sketch.

Sorry Jim.

Wed 5 Jul 06, 7:59 pm Comments (0)

Left Behind Miscellany

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(Yeah, I know, more Left Behind. Sorry.)

Great Snatch

Sat 1 Jul 06, 8:15 pm Comments (2)

Loony Tuesday

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Extracts from this wonderful example of the intarwebs:

The video with his site is clear evidence of temporal lobe delusional thinking.
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Yes, clear evidence. The video with his site certainly… wait, what?

As I say, your approach is friendly and inclusive but remember convincing a whore that Jesus wants her to work on mathematics is difficult.

Yes, I imagine convincing a whore that Jesus wants her to work on mathematics would be exceedingly difficult. However, having never tried it, I couldn’t be sure. Maybe you’d be all “hey baby, Jesus says it’s time for some integration” and she’d be all “df of 2x is x to the two plus n” and you’d be all “right on!”

Tue 23 May 06, 12:12 pm Comments (3)