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It’s David Hasselhoff’s new music video. And it’s a thing of terrible and beautiful majesty.
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It’s David Hasselhoff’s new music video. And it’s a thing of terrible and beautiful majesty.
Like today, when I was explaining the problems of the London Bus System to Jimmy, and then afterwards I realised that the only thing I knew about London buses was what I’d seen once in a Mr Bean sketch.
Sorry Jim.
(Yeah, I know, more Left Behind. Sorry.)

Extracts from this wonderful example of the intarwebs:
The video with his site is clear evidence of temporal lobe delusional thinking.
ie Crap
Yes, clear evidence. The video with his site certainly… wait, what?
As I say, your approach is friendly and inclusive but remember convincing a whore that Jesus wants her to work on mathematics is difficult.
Yes, I imagine convincing a whore that Jesus wants her to work on mathematics would be exceedingly difficult. However, having never tried it, I couldn’t be sure. Maybe you’d be all “hey baby, Jesus says it’s time for some integration” and she’d be all “df of 2x is x to the two plus n” and you’d be all “right on!”
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