Problem Attic. Insert witty tagline here.

…has made it to the big time. We’re opening for “I would give you one of my beers,” “Today, Tomorrow, Timaru,” DEJA VOODOO!

(And I think that’s probably enough blogging for today.)

“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter”

First it was “LOL,” then for a long time variations on “hehe,” “heh heh,” “hah!” Then, briefly, a wave of “chortle,” “snicker,” and “funny.” Recently, however, the trend has been towards the good old “haha.”

I have no idea what this means—I just spotted it as it wandered across my brain.

Awesome! According to this article the Prime Minister and President of Poland are identical twins. Imagine the hijinks that they could get up to!

Every good Christian’s favourite book series, the Left Behind books, are categorised by the Christchurch Public Libraries as “Science Fiction.” In a beautiful, beautiful outpouring of irony, they sit right beside the novels of everyone’s favourite religious loony, L. Ron Hubbard himself.

That stands for Quote Of The Day For Yesterday. The money quote, as it were:

“You don’t want to make accounting too easy by doing it the obvious way. You’ve got to keep the mystique.”

   — From a Workshop on Accounting Software.