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Star Wars nerds, rejoice!

• Revenge of the Sith: the abridged script.

• The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster is, uh, Darth Vader’s blog. It’s really funny, and often surprisingly moving too.

• the i <3th darth comic adventure is a series of cute comics. “You come over to the dark side this instant, young man.” Also, apparently Darth Vader’s helmet has iTunes built in.

• How It Should Have Ended has a humorous alternative ending for “Episode IV: A New Hope.” [The site has been /.ed, but the movie can be gotten by BitTorrent: Star_Wars_Ep_4.wmv.torrent or downloaded directly (~7MB .wmv)]

• [Update:] Christina linked the most awesome Star Wars: Gangsta Rap Special Edition. Be sure to check it out.

Hypnotism, combined with a zombie arcade game, makes for one mighty freaky experience. Via Pixel Kill comes this video (15MB .wmv). It’s like the most evil practical joke ever…

If you don’t want to download it, or are stuck on dial-up, but still want to watch it, I have a copy.

(Note: There’s also a bit of swearing, when the guy discovers that the game is real and there are zombies ambling towards him…)