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Googlisms

Googlism for “matt”:

  • matt is your typical 14 year old boy
  • matt is way better than chocolate
  • matt is the medic on call tonight
  • matt is brilliance in a rawhide satchel
  • matt is a moron and everyone knows it
  • matt is in the music management business and sells cheap ’80s and ’90s rock compilation cds out of several warehouses in colorado
  • matt is eager to make your voice-over endeavor a total success
  • matt is very personable and addresses the class with everyone in mind
  • matt is continuing a longstanding tradition on his mother’s side of the family
  • matt is a badass pimp
  • matt is left alone to guard his family’s newly built homestead
  • matt is a 1991 graduate of cass high school in cartersville
  • matt is a puzzle game in which the player must guide the eponymous hero around each level to collect all the apples
  • matt is one of the state’s constitutional officers and was appointed by governor pete wilson in january 1991
  • matt is a megalomaniacal dictator who makes life miserable for everyone on his staff
  • matt is assumed dead in a bank robbery attempt in montana
  • matt is currently in the studio putting together his debut album
  • matt is a work in progress
  • matt is a compassionate man who understands the needs of older americans
  • matt is fiscally judicious
  • matt is looking noticeably bigger
  • matt is a bad american
  • matt is arguing for the inerrancy of the bible
  • matt is the only one out of the whole band who knows how to operate the dishwasher and the washing machine and tidies up the most
  • matt is now the proud owner of a 3 tonne truck
  • matt is still in orange county jail and continues to be harassed by guards for his political beliefs
  • matt is trying to work out relationship issues between his ex nicole
  • matt is fluent in french and italian
  • matt is 19 and not a fan of the bullshit

Posted on Tue 8 Feb 05, 11:38 am

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2 Comments

  1. Comment by totally impressed chick • Fri 18 Feb 05, 6:20 pm #

    a medic, with a three tonne truck? hot…….

  2. Comment by Angus • Fri 4 Mar 05, 3:22 pm #

    I was looking through the “who is: angus” results after this post cropped up again in Bloglines, and all were kind of funny, until I came to this one (quoted verbatim):

    angus is on the road with a new unit call the matt angus thing

    I think that is totally awesome. The “matt angus thing” should definitely tour more.

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