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From Reuters.com:

George W. Bush won the “Razzie” worst actor of the year award on Saturday for his performance as president in “Fahrenheit 9/11″

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The president not only was named worst male actor in a leading role, he also won for being half of the year’s worst screen couple when paired with either Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice or “My Pet Goat,” the book he was reading to schoolchildren on the morning of Sept. 11.

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Two other “Fahrenheit” stars were “honored.” Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was named worst supporting actor and pop star [Britney] Spears won for worst supporting actress for a clip in which she declared blind faith in Bush’s policies while popping chewing gum.

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Thee most goodly time-wasting site on the intar-webs:

My favourite bits:

• Personality Profile. Starts with “I want to kill my parents because…,” and goes downhill from there. (Not for the insecure; also contains language.)
• Human Virus Scanner. What memes are you infected with?
• Hack the Site. No, really.
• Dead White Males: a quotes game.

I’ve been in Auckland for the last week. One of the guys I lived with for the last two years is getting married tomorrow, and I’m one of the groomsmen. It’s quite exciting, but somewhat odd all at the same time.

Also, weddings take a ridiculous amount of organising. Pfwah!

My life is becoming a series of visits to places that used to be home. I’m currently in Auckland, and staying at the house I lived in for the last two years. In fact, I got up on Monday, had my shower, checked my email, went downstairs, and got halfway through breakfast before I thought “wait a minute, I don’t actually live here anymore.”

I’m not sure what to make of it. In some ways, I am finding that I have no single place that I call home. I am at home in so many places. At the same time, I am finding that I move on from places, and find myself thinking “it’s nice to be back to visit, but I’m happy not to live here anywhere.”

Is it better to have one home somewhere, and other places are just places to stay? Or is it good to have lots of homes? I think I’m just one of nature’s wanderers.

Googlism for “matt”:

• matt is your typical 14 year old boy
• matt is way better than chocolate
• matt is the medic on call tonight
• matt is brilliance in a rawhide satchel
• matt is a moron and everyone knows it
• matt is in the music management business and sells cheap ’80s and ’90s rock compilation cds out of several warehouses in colorado
• matt is eager to make your voice-over endeavor a total success
• matt is very personable and addresses the class with everyone in mind
• matt is continuing a longstanding tradition on his mother’s side of the family
• matt is a badass pimp
• matt is left alone to guard his family’s newly built homestead
• matt is a 1991 graduate of cass high school in cartersville
• matt is a puzzle game in which the player must guide the eponymous hero around each level to collect all the apples
• matt is one of the state’s constitutional officers and was appointed by governor pete wilson in january 1991
• matt is a megalomaniacal dictator who makes life miserable for everyone on his staff
• matt is assumed dead in a bank robbery attempt in montana
• matt is currently in the studio putting together his debut album
• matt is a work in progress
• matt is a compassionate man who understands the needs of older americans
• matt is fiscally judicious
• matt is looking noticeably bigger
• matt is a bad american
• matt is arguing for the inerrancy of the bible
• matt is the only one out of the whole band who knows how to operate the dishwasher and the washing machine and tidies up the most
• matt is now the proud owner of a 3 tonne truck
• matt is still in orange county jail and continues to be harassed by guards for his political beliefs
• matt is trying to work out relationship issues between his ex nicole
• matt is fluent in french and italian
• matt is 19 and not a fan of the bullshit