This makes me angry
Nathan Thorose Connolly, a former Christchurch policeman, is on trial for extorting free sex from a prostitute – on several occasions in the back of his patrol car. […]
He told her he could give her $1000-worth of fines for her unwarranted and unregistered car.
He did not fine her but rather took her in his marked police car to a cemetery in Belfast where they had sex.
In case that isn't bad enough by itself, there's this:
The defence would say that the complainant agreed to the sex and enjoyed it because it was "kinky" having sex with a policeman.
Connolly never said anything threatening and the prostitute never asked for money, Eaton said.
Because, you know, the threat of $1000 worth of fines hanging over your head is "kinky" rather than "blackmail." And oh, sorry, it can't be a threat because "he never said anything threatening." What the fuck.