Futilitea

Trivium links to Nihilist Mints, which are completely flavourless. This, in turn, reminds me of my plans for a stupid line of mints featuring flavours like the following:

• Sedimints (dirt flavoured?)
• Impedimints (garlic flavoured)
• Undergarmints (…just, no)
• Agreemints (come in two parts)

Also, tea:

• Futilitea (very weak)
• Utilitea (high in caffeine)
• Brevitea (served only warm in very small mugs)
• Vulnerabilitea (served in thin paper cups)

Any other suggestions? Let the bad punning begin.