01 December 2008

Trivium links to Nihilist Mints, which are completely flavourless. This, in turn, reminds me of my plans for a stupid line of mints featuring flavours like the following:

  • Sedimints (dirt flavoured?)
  • Impedimints (garlic flavoured)
  • Undergarmints (‚Ķjust, no)
  • Agreemints (come in two parts)

Also, tea:

  • Futilitea (very weak)
  • Utilitea (high in caffeine)
  • Brevitea (served only warm in very small mugs)
  • Vulnerabilitea (served in thin paper cups)

Any other suggestions? Let the bad punning begin.