This one's for you, Telfer

January 2008

This one's for you, Telfer:

How many full human persons do you know without a well developed belief in God. Obviously none, because if they were full human person they would have a well developed belief in God.

Now some people might object to killing atheists for there (and obviously it is there and not thier as they are not whos but whats ) organs but think of all the full human persons that would benifit from the organs and the medical research that could be done on these non-persons.

Or maybe this:

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

How about:

[One Christian speaking to another]

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

It's so simple:

[Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.

We know this, because it's in the Bible. The real Bible:

If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.

There's plenty more, but be warned: some of them will make you want to throw up.

Fraser commented:

Why would anyone kill atheists, in particular, for their organs? I thought it was church people who had the majority of organs in the first place - mostly the big heavy electric ones from the 1970s with built-in bossanova rhythms - is the writer implying, somehow, that the usual way of obtaining these instruments requires foul murder and thievery? Because there are some going very cheap on TradeMe.

KT commented:

:O That was unbelievably disturbing. Started off kinda funny then just got ugly. Is anyone trying to help these people?

Nato commented:

Some of them reaaallly sound like someone taking the piss

Greg commented:

I agree Nato. I think some un-fundies have been having a fun trolling the fundie forums... and are now laughing inadvertently at themselves... Some are no doubt genuine though, and that's a scary thought.

Christina commented:

Ow my eyes! They burn! Although I agree with Nato and Greg - some of them sounded a little faked up. But still...