Also into cats

October 2007

Also into cats: cats can has teh geek lolz, and cats can has teh bibluhcal lolz at lolcatbible.com. Matthew 1:16–20:

And Jacob maded Joseph. Joseph was teh mister of Mary, and she maded Jesus, who gets called Christ, liek all teh time. Srsly.

So all teh genenerayshuns from Abraham to David am 14 genenerayshuns, frm David to gettin lockeded up in Babblylon am 14 genenerayshuns, and frm gettin lockeded up in Babblylon to teh Christ am 14 genenerayshuns. Srsly.

Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph were all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had PENIS GOES WHERE?, Mary was all preggy from the Holey Ghosty.

Joseph was all liek "Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I's gonna hide mah wife".

But when he was tihnkin, zomg, angel frm Ceiling Cat was in his dreems! Angel sayed "Hai, don't be fraided to has Mary for ur wife, cuz her baby be frm Holey Ghosty.

Christina commented:

Wow! That is the most hilarious thing I have seen all, uh, in quite some time. You made my day. Srsly. Kthx :D

I love Bible paraphrases, they have majesty.

KT commented:

  1. And then 1 moar mans cam to told Job a mesege.
  2. "Ur sunz howse feld over and skishded evryones. Sry."
  3. Then Job got upt and shaved and was liek "Gota prey now."
  4. "Teh Ceiling Cat giv me cheezburger, teh Ceiling Cat takded mah cheezburger awai. I stil laiks teh Ceiling Cat."
  5. And teh Ceiling Cat sed "I winz!!"

(so profound)