Why do they have to make James Bond so awesome?
Why do they have to make James Bond so awesome? It's not believable that someone could be like that. Why not make him more of a normal guy? Let's see him arguing with a bus driver over an expired transfer ticket or getting his necktie stuck in escalator. Why not have him downing an entire bottle of sherry in one hour and then calling up his mother and weeping because he thinks his eyes have become permanently crossed? Wouldn't you much rather see someone like that? Someone like you? Someone like me?
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